So I made a post about a bigass wad of gum I had in the forums last week. Someone gave me the Idea of moving this wad of gum to a bigger container. In the Process one of my friends looks at it and realizes just how big it is. I pick it up and 5 minutes later we record half the shit we did.

I have some new art ready for the portal and more to come!
Take a look and tell me whatcha think!It would be awesome if I could get some help and be scouted.

This is just a weeks worth of drinking and there are seven more in the back of my truck!

why is it so hard to friggin get scouted!?! I thought my stuff'd go straight to the portal, get flamed for a couple hours, then return to me emanating such sorrow that I would be motivated to make corrections.

Been here over a year, everyday, more than once a day.
I have a laptop so there is not much stopping me from opening a second window or a new tab and hittin the flash portal!

Negrounds freakin Rockz!
I only wish I had made an account four years ago when I had first found out about newgrounds and wasted all my time here. Now I'm a college student who does this on the side. Man I could be a leve 35 by now. Me and my friend took time to calculate how long it takes be NG God and it was like 9 - 12 years everyday! Shit I just want to get the Scythe or some other badass Icon!

I have been listening to the harry potter 7 audiobook since monday evening. It is a 20 hr (More/Less) audiobook. I have to say it is more convienient than having read the actual book but you just dont imagine all the scenes the same way. At least its not like the mutilated and massacred movies!
All in all, I still prefer the book.

Just got through with a few thousand crunches, who knows how many leg lifts, and enough sit-ups that I am pretty sure my brain is dislocated! and yet I still seem unable to get the results I desire...

I am stuck with one of the most depressing and mentally corrupt humans on earth.
This woman lies her pitiful life day in and day out to clean.
She refuses to sleep.
She wont eat half the time.
She has not left this house in seven years.
All she thinks is important is wasting her life for "preventative maintenence"
It is so depressing to watch a person clean squirtbottles thinking that that is more important than anthing in life.
She has been trying to force me to live this way for years and gives me hell if I see my family or friends.
I cant sleep without her waking me up at 1:00 am to show me the dog fur she picked out of the carpet.
I cant eat in peace. I cant even study. I have to go into the middle of the woods and eat and study out there.
This demented woman has scared away every last friend. They all say she is fuckin creepy.
My family has a newfound respect that i am still sane and alie after staying here so long.
I got hit by a car earlier this week and now I wish they could have finished the fucking job.
I have nowhere to go. This place is so depressing and i'm stuck here. I cant take it anymore.

To begin...
The Master Sword from Legend Of Zelda is a copyrighted trademark of Nintendo. Mass producing this sword under identical name and model is illegal copyright infringement. Nintendo is a video game company full of programmers, not a blacksmiths. As a result, blacksmiths make look alike swords under different names like sword of the master, zelda sword, etc. Also certain features are left missing to avoid any trouble such as designs, the triforce, or discoloration.
So I purchased one of four master swords crafted by an anonymous craftsman that was about as close to the game version as possible... except for one flaw...It had no color.

This is the twilight princess version as well.
The blade:Perfect
Engraved Triforce:Perfect
Design:Perfect.
Color:None...

Well I Busted my ass for several hours and hand painted (and at certain points used a needle) that already great sword into a master piece. More like a Master Sword. I am so freakin psyched about this! It is the jewel of my sword collection! Even though there is no certificate of authenticity, there is the payoff of a one-of-a-kind original!
Nobody can get me down on this! Now let the barrage of Newgrounds ass-hole's insults commence!
My pride is greater than anything you can try to throw at me!
(If anybody is interested, there may be time for me to get the other three. If your willing to pay $80 I am willing to have em' shipped and work on em! This guy ships in three days to any location and it will take a day for me to complete the sword)

so i found one of the most gross and interesting things in front of my house sunday mornin'.
i saw a lump o sumn' outside my house and it was too dark too tell so i went out later to find a run-over opposum. Somthin was different though, i was headin back when i noticed chunks of somthin around it too. upon closer inspection i realized the chunks were individual babies. aparently they popped out when this thing was smooshed. i looked at the opossom again and saw it's stomach burst open. there were like 5 in the road.
This is kinda wrong but, that dude unlocked the achievement "quintokill"