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I Have Freezer-Burn! It just wasn't warm enough in Hell, so satan thought of an alternative.
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Entry #27
so i found one of the most gross and interesting things in front of my house sunday mornin'.
i saw a lump o sumn' outside my house and it was too dark too tell so i went out later to find a run-over opposum. Somthin was different though, i was headin back when i noticed chunks of somthin around it too. upon closer inspection i realized the chunks were individual babies. aparently they popped out when this thing was smooshed. i looked at the opossom again and saw it's stomach burst open. there were like 5 in the road.
This is kinda wrong but, that dude unlocked the achievement "quintokill"
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